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Alistair

A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?
Do you see that guy, Alistair? He's a Giga Giga Chad.

Yo Alistair, sign my dick!
by Not Alistair March 4, 2022
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Faraseo Alistair

is a gender neutral name that generally means, loyalty, consistency, sincerity, and maturity. Those who carry thy name possess great ability of correct and proper judgments. Faraseo's are good planners, straightforward and honest people, and have a clear goal in their minds. They're not great pretenders for they tend to spill what's in their mind, may it be judgment or compliment for a person. Faraseo Alistair's are very difficult to get along with at the beginning but if you get to know them, you'll probably be thanking all the Gods for having such a great and reliable friend/partner. But, be aware of their silence, because it's terrifyingly deadly.
Our new schoolmate, Faraseo Alistair, is a loner because everyone seems to get very afraid od her.

Faraseo Alistair glared at me, I felt like I just died right at that moment.
by deathbya1000cuts June 8, 2021
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Alistair

An Alistair is a man who was immediately granted the powers of God at birth. He is always born to be the coolest, handsomest, mostest professionalest bowler, street fighter, and/or baker. Anyone who intends to hurt an Alistair will be smited by Alistair due to the mere thought. All Alistairs have an average GPA of 19.7, and are right below Cithulu in the food chain. All Alistairs are awesome as balls. They also reach maximum capacity schlongs at the age of 9.
Don't look Alistair in the eye; He'll fucking kill you.

If I don't pay Alistair the money I owe him, He'll break my face.

Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e
by Not Alistair November 24, 2021
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Alistair

This guy probably thinks fish fingers are long and square
Guess what? Fish fingers are long and square! That's such an Alistair thing to say!
by TheRobsssonius November 23, 2021
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Alistair

Alistair is the best boy ever he’s very caring, nice, handsome, sexy, tall, smart but to lazy to try half the time, gorgeous, cute when he needs to be, natural leader, sporty, loyal, honest, confident, has lots of dreams and lots more.
Alistair is also the best person you’ll ever meet he can either be your best friend or your enemy and you know which one you want to be because if your not fiends you’ll lose him forever which you’ll regret because when you need him he won’t be there.
Alistair is also a massive laddies man he can pull almost anyone if he’s attracted to them and if he wants them they all love him aswell, he won’t waste anytime on anyone who drags him down.
A bonus to an Alistair is that they have a very incredibly sized schlong and they know how to work that thing in bed believe me I know from first hand experience or just any sexual things they know how to do perfectly.
Overall Alistair is really a STAR person that everyone should love.
1.Is that Alistair he’s sooo attractive I really want his number
by First hand experience1# November 23, 2021
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Alistair Tusar

The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
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Alistair

This person is just too amazing for words. Alistair is above all, the best friend you could ever have. He is kind, the funniest person in the room, and an extremely talented artist. The second you need a friend or have something you are wanting, they are the first to do all he can to help! This person may require some extra reassurance or care because he may have had many past experiences that still affect him today. But if you are to be kind and loving to Alistair, he is sure to be an even better friend back! Cherish this person, for they deserve the world. Alistair is needed and makes everyday better by just being him. But be aware, if you hurt Alistair, his many friends will destroy you with all the power they can. Don't underestimate him either. Alistair can surprise you with how intelligent and artistic he is. Don't take these for granted. If you befriend an Alistair, take care of them like a porcelain doll.
We are going to take some chocolate chip cookies to Alistair!
by XinlovewithlenaX November 21, 2021
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