5 Minute Ass Bitch

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020

5 Minute Punk

when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.

person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"

by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012

5 more minutes

Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes

A:When are you coming
B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen)
A:dont be lyin brah.

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

5 minute fraud

Yuta Okkotsu.

"Yuta, the 5 minute fraud."

by vyevd8 December 28, 2023

5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 3, 2023

5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule

by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022

5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 4, 2022