funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

chicken pump

my dog when it makes its legs go in circles and chingles its tags.

the chicken pump was just annoying me. maybe my dog will se this and stop.

by leethaxxor January 28, 2004

Chicken Fried

Chicken Frying is a sexual act when you put barbecue sauce and pieces of fried chicken on your lips and surrounding areas and eat out your significant other. After eating out your significant other you say "That was finger licking good.".

Tom: "Hey Brad, I herd you went out with Ashley last night"
Brad: "Yeah, we went bacl to my place where I chicken fried her, it was finger licking good."

by gatorboycolt January 7, 2021

Chicken nugget

The most addictive thing in the universe. No mater what you do you’ll always addicted to chicken nuggets. THERE IS NO ESCAPE

this chicken nugget is so good.

by Kaitotheking January 9, 2021

chicken

a luscious piece of poultry, crafted to perfection which every strip of meat in its body. engulfed in flavorful seasonings that enhance its flavor in every bite, making it hard to resist asking for more. grilled or fried, you name it! oily or dryer than harriet tubman’s coochie, you name it!

some chicken from midori express sounds great right now.

by kneemota January 9, 2021

Chicken Nut

When a Male cannot reach full ejaculation.

“He be doing some chicken nut nonsense”
“Yeah, I think he can only chicken nut.”

by Starwarsreina January 10, 2021

Chicken Stuffer

the act of sticking a chickens head inside your sexual partners butthole, as the male proceed to stick your dick into the chicken, causing it to freak out inside of the person's ass.

Friend: how did you get your neighbours to shut up?
You: Simple, i gave them the Chicken Stuffer.

by SenorChickenStuffer January 13, 2021