wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

down to lunch

Mid-morning sex. Usually a perfect 10/10 on the sex scale

I went down to lunch with this chick today. She made me read the bible after showing me her "main course".

by Ushsnendjxnsnebeh June 12, 2016

cup of calm the fuck down

What every annoying bitch needs to chug vigorously

Arzaylea really needs to drink a cup of calm the fuck down, since all she does is cause drama.

Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.

by IllRoastYouBitch May 12, 2016

held them down

To hold them back from success

Dienna held them down

by Joe1738 May 18, 2016

down laying

A queen laying down sarcastically

Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down

by Your daughters nigger May 24, 2016

Down Periscope

The act of going down on a woman only to ineptly go eye to ass. Generally associated with intoxication and accompanied by a case vicious pink eye the following morning.

Damn man, last time I was at your place o tried going down on my girlfriend and woke up the next morning with pink eye. Oh you mean a down periscope.

by Pink Eye Anonymous January 18, 2018

Double down

Where you go down on someone with the intent to make them orgasm. Then once they have, come up for air before diving back down with the twice the intention in order to give them an earth shattering secondary orgasm

Girl 1: but what's so special about him?
Girl 2: oh you have no idea, he is a professional at the double down.
Girl 1: oh damn! You lucky cow!

Guy 1: oh man, the thing with my girl is, she's a double down champ.
Guy 2: oh shit seriously? How the fuck does that even work?
Guy 1: I dunno man, but it's so hot, she leaves me completely spent.

by JakPool May 3, 2018