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Pasted

When you get your buttcheecks pasted together with a sticky substance
“Dude, last night I pasted Kyra with some gorilla glue.”
“Dude that’s friccin hot”
by Migamortis April 22, 2018
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prostate paste

When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.
She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.
by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018
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Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.
Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.
by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020
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Copy and paste wedding

A copy and paste wedding is a wedding you attend that looks like every detail was copy and pasted from the internets.
Oh my! Courtney and Mikes wedding had such a copy and paste wedding!
by Butyes0711 February 15, 2020
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Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches
Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?
by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020
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Past-Proof

Words, opinions, or statements that can be said without fear of being scrutinized for things that have happened in the past.
Dinosaurs are dead. That sentence is past-proof.
by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020
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the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.
After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"
by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020
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