michael needs to shut up

michael shut up he is a nerd

michael needs to shut up because he is very annoying and just is not the vibe

by coolboy122131 June 8, 2022

sure need new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".

1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"

by ItzPexic August 8, 2022

needs more Auto-Tune

a valid criticism of current music that doesn't include Auto-Tune vocal effects

That Josh Groban album needs more Auto-Tune

by uncle veee February 14, 2010

You need to go to jail

When somebody tells you that you need to go to jail is because u dick riding with no license it’s a very big felony the minimum is 25-life maximum security prison so stop dick riding -Quadarius

“Aye Jay this man better then you at every sport” “you need to go to jail” that means you dickriding so “You need to go to jail”

by Massa Q October 6, 2021

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

What I need to know

If you would just tell me this it would solve all of my problems immediately.

Hym "I mean if you would just tell me what I need to know the problem would be solved. But you don't want want to because that would be too easy. Life should be hard. I should have to try. Why? Seriously, why should I have to if I don't have to naturally? If I can just get things without, why make me?"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022