mount markham

A school that is known as "Mount Moron" and the name sure does fit! A rock could graduate from this school just as easily as the pot head students that attend.

See that kid? He smells like cow shit doesn't he? Yea. He's from Mount Markham

by anonymouspurplesock March 25, 2017

Mount Launderous

Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.

It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.

by Uncle Hudson June 24, 2017

Mount Everest

Mother Nature’s erected nipplesthat will burst with milfy milk when it wants snow on top

Have you ever seen Mount Everest

Yeah my wife touched tips with it

by Jackparker November 3, 2017

Mount Sutton

Mount Sutton is a way of describing someones big nose, without being too obvious.

Woah, your friend Dan, has a Mount Sutton

by BSB Bants February 27, 2017

Mount Sutton

The slang term for a nose which has grown exponentially and turned into the largest mountain in the known universe.

Oh look! Its a Mount Sutton!

by Mount Sutton June 18, 2018

mount morris illinois

A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.

I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.

by ToddWallnutz May 18, 2016

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017