Minting

The act of puting mints up your or someone else's butt hole.

Dude: hey babe lets try minting.

by Dumb guy 69 December 17, 2017

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Mint Patty

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.

she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.

by mollygail468 January 6, 2018

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Muff Mints

A minty smelling and tasting fluid released from the vagina during sex.

Dang! I was fucking my wife and she sprayed her muff mints all over me!

by Ceejamanama May 31, 2017

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Birthday Mints

Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.

Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.

by yellowpanda May 7, 2018

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hooker mint

Slang term for menthol cigarettes.

The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.

I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.

by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018

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Australian Mint

The Australian Mint put out a tourism brochure which read "Visit the Royal Australian Mint? It just makes cents". Since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as 'Australian Mint' .

"Yep, that idea is Australian mint"

by nospoons July 21, 2016

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