The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Mash

Like 'shipping' people but instead of wanting them to be in a relationship, you want them to co-create something. Whether it be art, music, writing, etc.

I love how their voices sound together, I mash them.
Their writing styles really compliment each other, i mash them.

by fjudutfmhfrsnmhg September 22, 2018

Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

Mash

Slang for man , fella or mate .
Often used to describe a male person in an ironic context.

Get out of the way, you mocha mash

by TongPoZopf November 7, 2019

Mash

Slang for male, man or mate

Look at that mash over there

by TongPoZopf November 11, 2019