by yeetus shakespeare January 26, 2024
Get the Gutter bunny mug.The act of vaginal or anal penetration with ones erect appendage, while simultaneously defecating ones bowels while sitting on a toilet.
Step one: Guy sits on toilet
Step two: Guy gets a boner
Step three: Chick sits on boner ( which hole; dealers choice )
Step four: Guy takes shit
Bonus points: Use her squirt as bidet
Step one: Guy sits on toilet
Step two: Guy gets a boner
Step three: Chick sits on boner ( which hole; dealers choice )
Step four: Guy takes shit
Bonus points: Use her squirt as bidet
by Wolfsnatch October 25, 2023
Get the Gutter Queen mug.A bona-fide whore
by Frisky business November 12, 2023
Get the Gutter slut mug.Also known as Adonis Belt, Apollo's Belt, and Iliac Furrows. Scientifically known as abdominal aponeurosis.
The v-shaped lines on a male's abdomen which are formed between the obliques and the abdominal muscles and run from the hip bone to the pubic region. Only visible on fit men with a low body fat percentage.
Referred to as such as a comparison to rain gutters after a man has ejaculated into his male sexual partner's stomach, where the semen has pooled and flows along the lines as if they were gutters.
The v-shaped lines on a male's abdomen which are formed between the obliques and the abdominal muscles and run from the hip bone to the pubic region. Only visible on fit men with a low body fat percentage.
Referred to as such as a comparison to rain gutters after a man has ejaculated into his male sexual partner's stomach, where the semen has pooled and flows along the lines as if they were gutters.
by Zifrondo November 14, 2023
Get the Cum Gutters mug.Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.
Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.
During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.
Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.
During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.
Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
by J.Fo_570 May 9, 2023
Get the Gutter Breeder mug.Worse than a gutter slut, fat, sloppy skank that will let you fuck her in the gutter while she eats a hot dogs
That whore fucked 30 guys last night and finished a pack of hotdogs in an hour,! Damn That bitch is a gutter Machine!
by Marie$ November 25, 2023
Get the Gutter machine mug.When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.
KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!
(Gutter Snort!)
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!
(Gutter Snort!)
by KStax December 5, 2023
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