The Book of Face

Ridiculous term used in place of Facebook.

"Nick says to get your ass off The Book of Face and come downstairs."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

two faced

A persona that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones. The person is also usually a brown noser, as they try to please whomever they meet. In an effort to be accepted by the entire world, a "two faced" person will socially accomodate anyone they meet in an attempt to be popular and liked by everyone. More often than not, however, two faced bitches are usually covering up their assholism.

Sherry loved to be liked by everyone. There wasn't a person that she didn't meet that she could not be "friends" with. However, when her "friends" weren't around, she was a two faced bitch. "Damn, I fucking hate Janel; she's really a dirty cunt licking whore. Hey, I'm going shopping for Janel's birthday party on Friday, wanna help me pick something out for her?"

by rpunkboy September 27, 2007

poker face

A face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional traits that might screw the game for you.

Nicole has one solid poker face when we have sex, that's why I had a vasectomy.

by d'fo March 19, 2004

Pussy Face

Leaving the house after going down on a girl without washing your face.

Are you really going to work with pussy face?

by Jackfererer February 14, 2017

Seforis Face

Adjective.

Used to describe a guy that has a great body but a face that looks like it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick.

Seforis is an abbreviation of the words "except for his".

He's got a nice body seforis face.

Laquanda was eager to meet her blind date, but lost interest when she finally laid eyes upon his seforis face.

or

Michael Phelps has a perfect body seforis face.

by cyberobotic September 2, 2010

wtf face

1) the face made when wtfery is spoken
2) a blown face

often following the words or with the words what the fuck or what the hell

Guy 1: dude i spent the night with a girl

Guy 2: u swack the joint

Guy 1: nah we just talked

Guy 2: wtf *wtf face*

by CapTionisT November 12, 2009

cross-faced

Getting really drunk then smoking marijuana. Generally followed by the spins.

"Man I was so cross-faced last night, I puked all over Steve's driveway!"

by laurengf January 7, 2008