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Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.
Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."
by manwiththeplan83 March 4, 2013
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checkin the egg

A girl doing stuff with herself, the girl version of flickin the bean
by Logan's mom May 12, 2015
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Throw an egg on it

When something needs a little more pizazz and or "flavor" / "spice"
Devon seems really stupid today. Let's throw an egg on it so she's a good time.
by marcielovestheD July 19, 2015
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frosted egg

The act of putting whipped cream on your balls and having another person lick it off.
A man standing in a crowd, carrying a can of whipped cream, drops his pants sprays whipped cream on his balls and yells "ladies who wants to eat some frosted eggs."
by Crazy clyde March 13, 2016
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Inverted Egg

An Asian who acts white, hence being yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside.
David Chen is such a inverted egg. He act's like a stereotypical white boy, and has the mentality off one too. He's nothing like an asian!
by WitWhatSahSah July 22, 2017
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egg water

Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego
haha suddy remember egg water?
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Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"
by smith.spark March 9, 2019
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