Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

Witch

A word that is a more courteous way of saying “bitch”.

Appropriate to say in public places such as school without being chastised.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Sam said about Caroline?
Girl #2: Yeah what a witch!

by youngsavage01 December 10, 2017

Salem Witch Trail

A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.

Do not try at home

"Dude, i Salem Witch Trailed that bitch so hard last night that she almost didn't make it"

by You're Magically Delicious February 19, 2018

classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

sass witch

A person who is being sassy or sarcastic

Wendy doesn't like it when her daughter acts like a sass witch.

by JPrometaphase November 24, 2012

Media Witch

A celebrity woman who steals lots of tv attention, even though nobody cares about her.

Lindsay Lohan is a Media Witch...She goes to rehab so much and nobody ally cares about her anymore.

by witchhunter August 26, 2012

Night Witch

The worst card in clash royale, despite its legendary rarity. It produces bats every few seconds, wich are pretty much useless. No one likes night witch.

“Night witch is good”

“Oh yeah and the sky is green”

by okcostello November 22, 2021