Valentin

A Valentin is always no matter what the hottest and cutest trustwrothy guy you will meet. He always has a large penis with cute abs and a nice smile. No MATTER WHAT, everyday is a bad hair day for this little yummy freak. God bless his corgi lookin ass soul and hope him the best, because usually, he's got a nanny with a cute ass corgi.
The corgi is usuallu called Indi, if it is not, then this is a fake Valentin.

Guy: Hey, lok over there, hes got cute abs with a shit hair day!
Me: Hes also got a corgi
Guy: Hes probably nice and cute and genuine

Me: Such a Valentin...

by yeradopted November 17, 2021

valentine

a girl who deserves the world, she’s smart, pretty and funny. everyone wants to marry a valentine

Oh my god i wish i dated a Valentine

by w33dbitch November 21, 2021

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

Valentin

Synonym for "Beschränkt"

This is a Valentin guy

by kdajvlkfnbaoebfg February 1, 2022

Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest

Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine

by Shmeels February 8, 2022