P-TECH

A program that's supposed to be fun, but ends up being a living hell.

Person 1: "Hey, how's P-Tech going?"
Person 2: "Don't even get me fucking started."

by Sports Master November 16, 2017

Tech crush

Like a man crush or lady crush, when a heterosexual person has a "crush" on someone of the same gender, not sexual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.

Many straight men end up having a tech crush on Troy Hunt (I don't blame them).

by trixmoto February 24, 2017

Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016

transit tech

Where a bunch of dudes with the clap, aids, and stds go and transmit these Diseases to there female piers

Transit tech Boys who are burning on fire like a lighter

Yo bro I just fucked.....now you know this bitch burning

by Jason Michael February 14, 2018

Lane tech

I have never been to this school

HOOOOG RIDAAAAA said the sped class at lane tech

by BigWeeWee186 November 19, 2021

process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”

I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.

by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021

Comfort Tech

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.

Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."

by Tobiano March 16, 2011