I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.
by Booty taker May 23, 2023
Get the String ass crack mug.Insert your index finger into a woman vaginal cavity and your thumb into her anus. Rub your fingers together on her G spot as if you’re playing the worlds smallest violin. The woman will then moan hitting a G cord as if playing a “G-string” on a violin
by StinkyStanky October 20, 2023
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Get the String Cheese mug.The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
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Get the bologna string mug.An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
Get the Slim Stringed Turkey mug.When you have your menstrual cycle & you just make it to the bathroom before your period ruins your clothes.
Example: Tom “WOW, that was close you were red-stringing the whole septa bus ride to icandy. Glad you made it Mary so we can drink vodka clubs.” Mary “Almost had to borrow Faye’s depends!”
by Firecrothcarrie January 31, 2021
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