soggy meat

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

by TipToez September 7, 2016

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

Soggy Legs

Something to annoy random people with

"hey do you want some #Soggy Legs," "no," "are you sure," "shut up,"

by The Create Soggy Legs June 11, 2018

soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022

soggy fish

A way to describe someone as a disgusting smelly person in a joking manner.

Freind A: hey Freind B

Freind B: hi Freind A you soggy fish

by Fish fries March 16, 2021

soggy

Upon witnessing something utterly repulsive, a male may find that his penis is in a state similar to what one would imagine a "reverse-boner" to be like. This condition is not desirable and grown men have even been known to burst into tears when they realize the uselessness of their penis in this state.

My friends tied me down, taped my eyes open, and made me watch "Two Girls, One Cup"; it was so disgusting my dick got soggy and was reduced to the size of only a few millimetres, causing me to cry helplessly for six hours.

by adsfasidufj April 14, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

When a black women with a afro gets her hair wet and blotches a mans penis.

Dude, this girl gave me the best soggy biscuit.

by Eric Ripert January 19, 2013