sloppy earplug

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it

My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug

by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Sloppy slip

When you want to have a relationship with the girl you have fwb's with but she rejected you so you get anger issues and you drift and crash your car.

Is that guy on drugs or did he do an Sloppy Slip?

by Yumi Ishiyama March 18, 2023

Sloppy Cinnabun

The act of the male and the female. The male sharts on a girls hand when it is in the shape of the a curled fist. She then gives the male a handjob resulting in the male sperming on the shart covered hand, therefor resembling a cinnabun. At which point she in enjoys her free sloppy cinnabun.

Hey yo bitch, im gunna give you a sloppy cinnabun!

by NooB KiLLa February 19, 2009

Sloppy Kiss

1. Noun - a kiss given of wet or very moist lips.

2. Noun - Kissing someone with liquor in the mouth and swapping said liquor.

Raymond loves giving sloppy kisses with those minors.

by ShaunAnakin March 25, 2009

Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.

Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."

by DylAndy August 22, 2011

Sloppy Joes

An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......

let me tell you a story of Sloppy Joes
you better not cheat on me or I'll turn you into sloppy joes

by Liv.Sae April 12, 2011