Hairy Sandwich

A fat older lady's hairy vagina, aka "Hairy Sandwich"

"Aawww dude I bet that lady's got a serious Hairy Sandwich goin on"

by Zacharachy July 8, 2018

struggleberry sandwich

N: To describe a sandwich in which is made as cheaply as possible to save money. Originally coined after trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, only to find out there was no peanut butter in the house, and no money in the account to buy it. So it became a strawberry jam with two slices of white bread. Thus the first struggleberry sandwich was made.

Man, I really want to go out to eat but I guess I am eatting a struggleberry sandwich tonight

by Chin180sx June 11, 2018

sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention

Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?

by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019

heck sandwich

A soft exclamation often used in doggo vocabulary.

"What in the heck sandwich! It's a thing! Must do myself a smol amount of investigations! Bamboozled again!!"

by Quigley_quigley April 1, 2019

Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019

Half a sandwich

What everyone calls Kade. Insted of Halavonich we say half a sandwich

Hey, Is that Kade Half a Sandwich?

by bostonsportsfan69 May 20, 2018

Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal

I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.

by Smelface April 8, 2017