Cummy Queef

Cummy Queef: when you’re pounding it doggy like a caveman and you finally cum deep inside her, only to pull out and it sounds like an empty bottle of ketchup being squeezed.

That hood rat I took home last night gave me a cummy queef after I finished!

Kendra is the cummy queef queen

by Furfox April 29, 2021

Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.

A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause

by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013

Gossip Queefing

An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.

A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.

Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."

Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."

by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012

Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.

Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!

by hookemyea December 15, 2011

queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)

Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...

by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011

cock queef

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.

I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!

by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020

queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.

"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."

by Apr.files February 16, 2020