Eat bugs

To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.

Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.

by cpninja42 April 26, 2023

turd bug

A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.

This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.

Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.

After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...

Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.

by SPELLING May 15, 2023

It’s not a bug, It’s a feature

An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.

User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”

Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”

by evan.gelical August 25, 2023

Mush Bug

A term of endearment my boyfriend called me after I sent him a picture of us kissing and he declared I was too mushy.

“You’re too mushy, you’re a mush bug.”

by Shyonecs October 30, 2019

Loot Bug

A Loot bug is A Friendly Creature found underground on the planet Hoxxes IV
Minners will often Pet these friendly creatures.
Sometime even kill them. Because qoute ‘You shouldn’t eat precious minerals it will get you killed’.

Minner: I killed a loot Bug and im not so Proud about it.

by Kirbypro1 April 11, 2021

Hot-Bug

When A mother fucker is being a little bitch and makes fun of their half retarded equal opportunity coworker when they’re doing their best at a task.

Damn Shancè is being a real hot-bug right now. Zach is just doing his best he can. It’s not his fault he can’t spell his own name.

by KittyKat69Anal May 1, 2021

eyelash bug

( aka: metoecus paradoxus ) Megan Thee Stallion came in contact with an "eyelash bug" back in 2022. An eyelash bug is a bug with antenna that looks like eyelashes.

"wtf kinda bug is that? bish dats a eyelash bug!"

by Kiwiiiii66789 July 13, 2022