sundyed lion

oral pleasure in which you grab the persons hair and ejaculate into their mouths till it spews out the sides and gets in their hair

bro, i made Jessie look like a sundyed lion last night, she cant wash it out her hair

by candre04 November 2, 2017

Lion Bar

A "Lion Bar" refers to the intentional collision of one persons skull with another's

I'm going to give him a lion bar.

by Pseudosusie February 17, 2017

The bad lion

After having sex doggie style you graphics the wrists of the one on bottom and whisper in her ear "long live the king." And throw her off the bed.

I gave her the bad lion last night and she was pissed.

by Reaper715 February 20, 2017

Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".

I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.

by The Absolute Truth. September 8, 2016

plasticine lions

Very full and fertile testicles

Wow my king was so ready for his honey bee, his manly nuts were like "plasticine lions"

by jaydbwoi September 3, 2016

mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.

I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".

by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018

lion kamper

Its a very amazing person witch looks awesome.His dig is bigger than mount everest and if he like he can bang everybody.He looks so cute some people die when they see him.

Chuck norris is cool, but a lion Kamper is much cooler.

by Lkampa January 4, 2017