July 11

National send tits day

Hey bae its July 11 national send tits day

by Bigpapi84 July 10, 2019

4th of July

That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.

Today is the 4th of July!!

by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018

July 18

On this day the horniest bitch was born! Ask her to give head all day

guy1 Dang she was amazing last night
guy2 of course she was she was born on July 18

by Barbecue chicken August 6, 2020

july 7

a day the baddest bitch was born. she will make u laugh , love you unconditionally , simp for you , and make your day a million times better . total simp but whatever . the people born on july 7 are the most caring, sweet, funniest people u will ever meet. but dont talk shit on her name , cause she will turn into a whole ‘ nother person . as long as youre on her good side , she will always have your back and be a really good friend . & shes a keeper . shes also pretty cute .

him : damn she cute as hell , and she has such an amazing personality , shes absolutely perfect for you .

friend : she was born on july 7
him : no wonder

by badass bitch 😽 June 26, 2020

9. July

The day we all have been waiting for! You can flex about anything you want. You don’t have to be scared of people judging you or saying your a liar. Show them this as proof if they don’t believe you ;)

A: Hey quess what!
B: What?
A: I’m a furry! Hehe
B: Pffffffhahahahaha
A: What?.. Its the flex day! 9. July..
B: Furries are weird.
A: *I wish I never said that*

by ThatFurry October 31, 2020

july 7

people born on july 7th are total crackheads. (in a good way) they are the life of the party.

me: hey when’s your birthday?
her: july 7th why?
me: that explains alot

by asshole nuggets June 9, 2020

July 15th

National Missionary sex and corn dog day, with handcuffs.

Have you ever handcuffed your bitch giving her missionary sex with a corn dog in your mouth? If not July 15th is the day to try it.

by sierralynn July 14, 2018