Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy June 11, 2018

Greasy

Someone who is smooth and has a lot of charm with their preferred gender of attraction. Just an overall confident person.

Wendy is being really greasy with that girl over there.

by LLuigi June 28, 2019

greasy

a person named greasy is a rad person, very rad and the most rad hippie

kmare: you know greasy?
becca: yea greasy is rad bro
kmare: yes she’s extreme rad

by juantheradmemegod June 30, 2019

Greasy Swine

An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.

Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.

by vagisilly April 22, 2019

Greasy Borger

A fat greasy fuck who lives in his asshole and jerks to himself using the snap chat girl filter.

Person 1:Hello and welcome to Denny's what would you like
Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please
Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"

by Afesadgfsetudtguiethbs June 3, 2019

Greasy Gobble

The classy act of giving a gentleman fellatio with a mouthful of chips.

“Yer’ve never ‘ad a greasy gobble? You’ll love it, mate. It’s where I nosh yer off wi’ a gobful o’ chips”.

by jspam April 4, 2019

GREASY

A person of whom has revolting breath and doesn't understand the concept of chewing gum or mouth wash.

Or

A person who has a circulatory system litterally made of grease

Both aren't mutually exclusive however

Person 1:"FUCK OFF GREASY"

Person 2:"GREASY YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN MY ROOM WITHOUT PARACETAMOL"

Person 3:"SHUT THE FUCK UP BUTTERBOY"

by 411mitcivalobe April 9, 2019