Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

Goober Snoop

Another way to say goober, silly goose, or dorkus.

You're such a goober snoop Lillie.

by JaclynRae October 18, 2019

Goober

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

Mike hunt is such a goober.

by Gucci goober October 31, 2019

Silly goober :3

stupid thing said by femboys

you’re such a silly goober :3

by h……………… July 10, 2025

Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.

Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism

by anonymous August 30, 2025

Goober

A goofy ass Edgelord who does NOTHING for society but just spreads hate online or a lazy person who lacks IQ

you got a F in PE!?!? Fucking fat ass goober

by THIST October 19, 2025