mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.

Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.

by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023

EMO CON

when you get scammed by people who regret every thing, or a gathering of emo people.

"bro,i think i just got emo conned."
"dude, that emo con last night was crazy, it made me want to sing."

by Virgil simp April 15, 2023

arroz con culo

side dish of rice and ass

Sarah le gusta el arroz con culo de Rayan.

by .99.99 99 April 18, 2023

Con............................Crete

What daniel says after he gets dropped at a 7-eleven at the floor on the con......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................crete

Damn homie, you gonna do me like that. You finna drop me on the Con............................Crete

by con...cretehater69 November 22, 2023

reina del arroz con pollo

A disturbing video that shouldn't be searched up

The video contains SA and humiliation of a prisoner who is in for SA titled Reina del arroz con pollo

by GHX$T December 9, 2023

Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.

I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

Timmy Con Carne

Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.

"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.

by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021