Corporate-Cuck-Fuck

An ass-pull / sad-excuse for mega corporation to connect with today’s world

Pride month is just a corporate-cuck-fuck excuse for a company to target the LGBTQ+ community

by Randythefeltedface December 6, 2023

Corporate Cowboy

In this context, the term “cowboy” has been given a negative connotation. In this sense, "cowboy" refers to those people who shoot around with empty word shells (hollow words or also buzzwords), especially in meetings with word salvos, in order to generate an impression among team members and supervisors to look as competent and intelligent as possible by using a lot of “intelligent or technical” words. This is also referred to as “bullshit-bingo” and causes a lot of hot air and dust but with a “peng-peng-wow-effect”, meaning, firstly, people are highly impressed and intimidated. But over time, team members and supervisors understand that it is just hot air and are in fact annoyed by the cowboy’s apperiance and “wana-be, joke cracking” leadership behaviour.
Their behavior is driven purely by opportunistic and egoistic nature and solely serves to present themselves strategically best in the company or in the team. Supervisors are slimed by the application of cowboyism, whereby people on the same level are run over by renewed word salvos and “peng-peng” gestures, knocked off and/or made mouth-dead.
The basic prerequisite for corporate cowboys is the lack of leadership qualities and incompetence of superiors or the deliberate promotion by other cowboys, who in turn satisfy each other's egoistic spirit in their own cowboy group to the point of neurological orgasm with their fictitious intelligence and pomposity. One calls it also "man round".

This dude is such a bullshit-bingo guy . He is a corporate cowboy......
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Did you listen to Steve? He was just ..peng peng peng peng peng peng...all the time.

by Azem14 November 22, 2021

Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.

Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Mango Corporation

literally just a bunch of dumbasses being led by a fruit

The Mango Corporation hates the Catboy Private Contractors for some reason?

by Ciphren October 30, 2021

Advancement Corporation Of Tomorrow

A company by you, for you. Always invested in the future and how to make it better. Makes AIs to better the world.

Working robots! Amazing fast tech! A step into the future that is so bright!

Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow.

"Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow? Well, you know what they say..."

"You are the future."

by Are you the future? September 8, 2021

PROPENSIFYING CORPORATION

When a government , non-profit or corporate body uses monopolization as a strategy of an individual no matter how nasty the person's background is.

Surprisingly so many times these real smart pedophiles make PROPENSIFYING CORPORATIONS which comes from the fact their entire body and mind is perfectly controlled as they have no personality thst they think they do is they are just a TOTAL VOID.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

CANNALBALIZING CORPORATION

Any corporation after the 365 ACT which is COVID CORONA marketing that is tremendously successful in the RESIDENTIAL AND COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE INDUSTRY.

Hey ALPHABET/ GOOGLE , all your buildings are so empty as the CANNALBALIZING CORPORATION will stop if we can bring people from the CENTER OF LIFE you created back to the ONFICE. I know the briilliance of the ALPHABET MANAGEMENT has ENVIRONMENTAL AND PECUNIARY INCENTIVES ready to let out of the STARTING GATE as SUNDARAJAN PICHAI is posting this for all to see as LAWERENCE EDWARD PAGE AND SERGEY MIKHOLOVICH BRIN are here to orchestrate this in a thorough manner.

by TAKE BABY STEPS August 24, 2021