turd bug

A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.

This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.

Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.

After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...

Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.

by SPELLING May 15, 2023

Bug crooked

a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug

random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up

by goofydays4ohio January 13, 2023

It’s not a bug, It’s a feature

An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.

User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”

Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”

by evan.gelical August 25, 2023

eyelash bug

( aka: metoecus paradoxus ) Megan Thee Stallion came in contact with an "eyelash bug" back in 2022. An eyelash bug is a bug with antenna that looks like eyelashes.

"wtf kinda bug is that? bish dats a eyelash bug!"

by Kiwiiiii66789 July 13, 2022

Matt Bugs

A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.

Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.

by The Petty King October 27, 2022

Banana Bugs

The sickness a woman has when she’s desperate for a dick.

She’s going to be easy tonight, I can tell by how she is acting, she’s got the ol banana bugs.

by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022

It’s a bug’s life

Used when one is referring to working a lot and potentially having less social time

“I don’t know, bro. I’ve been working so much lately”

“Yeah, man. It’s a bug’s life.”

by doitforthebros May 17, 2022