A Douche Bag Philadelphia Phillies fan. Usually weak and frail and couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag
There were a bunch of Bruces that got arrested after a Phillies game for rubbing each others nipples in public
by Chkblz October 11, 2023
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Usually it's something alot of cats or dogs do when they are bored in their spare time. It's only a common thing to be done if their name is Bruce.
Usually it's something alot of cats or dogs do when they are bored in their spare time. It's only a common thing to be done if their name is Bruce.
God damn it Bruce, stop bruceing off of your ass hole. You've been sniffing that crack for days and have over dosed off of your own ass stench.
by Scuddler October 16, 2023
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by ISIS GOD October 31, 2023
Get the Ivan Bruce mug.Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.
Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.
I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
by brewyboy November 1, 2023
Get the bruce mug.A very nice person who has suffered the brunt of other's bullying and childhood trauma, who is nice to a fault but has weak moments like we all do, but they can breakdown when provoked and sometimes just lose it or get mad. Generally attractive, modest. They can make you laugh so easily and they have a flare in their personality, like they're a secretly got an acting gig on the side. You'll never know their real pain unless you're a true friend and they feel safe enough they can open up. They make an amazing friend and you'd be lucky to have them!
by Emmett L. Brown November 17, 2023
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by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
Get the The Church of Bruce Lee mug.Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.
He was born in 1958 22nd June.
He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.
He is the love of my life.
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.
He was born in 1958 22nd June.
He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.
He is the love of my life.
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