A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.
- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"
- "He's such a relationship barbie"
- "He's such a relationship barbie"
by HLS1215 September 19, 2013
Get the relationship barbie mug.A girl that's got blonde hair, blue eyes and loves pink. Thinks everyone is obsessed with her (they aren't). Flat as fuck but still pulls, mid guys though. Fantasizes about wearing slutty outfits but is usually found in grey sweatpants and a top that says "Brats" on it or something. Shops chronically and complains about not being in addison rae shape even though she has never set foot in an actual gym. overall very bitchy but happy once you're friends
Boy 1: What's with the blonde girl with no tits and a pink bag?
Boy 2: She's got a Barbie complex fs, hide your girl before she becomes her.
Girl 1: Babe should i buy this "Brats" top?
Boy 1: No, put it back before you make up a barbie complex.
Boy 2: She's got a Barbie complex fs, hide your girl before she becomes her.
Girl 1: Babe should i buy this "Brats" top?
Boy 1: No, put it back before you make up a barbie complex.
by billy's disappointed mom January 21, 2023
Get the Barbie complex mug.by supatmorgan February 11, 2023
Get the gutter barbie mug.Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.
A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’
A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’
by TWSS TWHS February 15, 2023
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1. Impeccably dressed girl or woman with an hourglass shape coordinated, often over the top:fashion, accessories, hair,, nails., and lifestyle.
2. A woman with a plastic surgery altered body, obsession for fashion, and ultra-feminine style and decor.
3. A woman men want to play with and women admire or hate.
1. Impeccably dressed girl or woman with an hourglass shape coordinated, often over the top:fashion, accessories, hair,, nails., and lifestyle.
2. A woman with a plastic surgery altered body, obsession for fashion, and ultra-feminine style and decor.
3. A woman men want to play with and women admire or hate.
by anonymous January 1, 2024
Get the Barbie Doll mug.A drunk and deranged middle-aged woman who live streams on YouTube making threats against anyone she doesn’t like. Works as a nurse who admittedly uses drugs, and has the police called to her house every couple of months for domestic violence. AKA 90 Days On Blast, Nurse Ratchet, Drunk Eyeball, Busted on Blast
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Get the Broke Barbie mug.When a guy gets out a guitar and plays it staring into your eyes whether or not you were talking to him in the first place.
He doesn't even have to be good but he clearly wants to show off that he can play the guitar.
He doesn't even have to be good but he clearly wants to show off that he can play the guitar.
"omg so weird did you see that guy over there just started playing the guitar idk why he was staring at me the whole time"
"Ha you just got barbied"
"wtf it was so strange idek him"
"did that guy just try to barbie me?"
"yeah idk why he started playing the guitar at you like that"
"Ha you just got barbied"
"wtf it was so strange idek him"
"did that guy just try to barbie me?"
"yeah idk why he started playing the guitar at you like that"
by peachy-sweet December 1, 2023
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