eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

eskimo blowdart

when u mold a piece of ice small enough to fit in the tip of your penis and insert it inside , you then masturbate jn front of your partner and when u finish u shoot it at your partner

Dude last night was crazy , I Giselle with an eskimo blowdart

by lorenzobunny26 June 17, 2025

The Eskimo Ring

The act of stripping a female, covering her in hot sauce and seal fat and then entering a ring pop into their exposed rectum until they cum.

Darek: Dude! I saw my girl doing The Eskimo Ring with Charlie last night!
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.

by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025

Eskimo Hourglass

The act of engaging in penetration of the vaginal cavity or anus with a large icicle attempting to achieve completion before the melting of said icicle. It is important to note the desperation of the act.

Man I was fighting for my life attempting to complete the Eskimo Hourglass.

by Ogmudthug January 10, 2026

Eskimo cousins

Two people who have slept with the same person.

Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.

by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025

Eskimo Siblings

2 partners that have had intimate relationships with the same partner.

Hey that was an awesome orgy! Lol, Were all Eskimo Siblings now!

Omg we are eskimo siblings, we both hooked up with that guy/girl.

Its so awesome to date an eskimo sibling

by Julianking February 6, 2025

Eskimo chicken

Eskimo chicken is when a someone has slept around with people you know and they get Eskimo chicken because of the Eskimo brothers joke.

I Hurd that Hannah slept with Jake and Mason she has too much Eskimo chicken to go for.

by anonymous February 16, 2025