Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

Double Debble

To find your dad up a tree, wank off a cat, and get squashed by your fat mum by accident

Did you hear Kieran get double debbled?

by Dirty Jack boy November 17, 2021

Double Duking

When you and your bromigo have to both shit, so you both go back to back and lay a big one. Great when people walk in.

Chad- "Brady and I were just double duking upstairs"

by Iswearimokay November 20, 2021

Double Download

Surfing the web while sitting on the toilet.

You’re taking an awfully long time on the shitter, are you double downloading again?

by ZackAttack! September 9, 2021

Double back

A trick created by Steve-O where he would sling his penis back and forth until he gained enough momentum to catch it between his legs, then would turn around while his penis was sticking out from his butt.

I went to steve-o's live performance, he did his legendary double back!

by Ya Boi Miracle Whip September 12, 2021

Double-Faced Entendre

A person who has two different personalities, example: A person who can be known to you as an Angel, but their also a devil.

An example comes from the song "Life goes on" by Oliver Tree. You're a person who has two different personalities, so you're double-faced Entendre.

by DevainUchiha September 13, 2021