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Penis

Something you want in ur mouth or ass

A vigina is a girls penis
Bob put his penis in my belly button
by sinePreadBackwprds November 19, 2017
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penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.
My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!
by Penelope the Pasquinian December 2, 2017
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penis

something thats made for girls but sometimes a naughty boy changes and becomes a girl in his brain and he likes penises (this is known as being "gay", or formally "homosexual". some people call these kinds of humans "faggot")
by Pseunition December 5, 2017
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sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself
Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex
by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017
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frogs penis

Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth
I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.
by Ggfrog May 6, 2018
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Penis Fly Trap

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.
by TEEJA May 6, 2018
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Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".
Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.
by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018
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