Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.

John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.

by gaptooth December 17, 2023

Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.

The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Double bazza

When you have 2 Mount Everest lines to kick your night off

Let’s do a double bazza

by Yolomones October 23, 2019

Double and Dan

Waiting for your friends to go on a double date and then climb through their window to cum on there assets. Could be their oven, TV or pets.

Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan

by DA.DI October 24, 2019

Double Friday

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday

“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”

by King Adren October 25, 2019

double finger press

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.

Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.

by Double Finger Press D. F. P. October 25, 2019

Double blumpkin

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd

Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin

by urmomgottagteamed November 3, 2019