latino penis

Someone who thinks they are huge at Brandon but don't have anything

Oh I have a Latino penis
Nah man

by Ur moms ducky dick April 22, 2017

jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.

His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular

by Creecred22 May 9, 2017

homoorectuse penis

Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit

omg you have a homoorectuse penis

by cracker slacker May 10, 2017

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

Fractured Penis

A limp dick that rises from the ashes

Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going

by SammyPNickyP4eva September 20, 2017

penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

by Sam morph September 22, 2017

Penis

Something big black people have (white people have small penis's so I won't talk about them) continuing black people use their penis's to smash a small female who has a tight pussy and then a liquid that is white (if you drink alought of milk it will make it clear) this liquid is called cum the cum comes out of the penis and then goes inside the female if not using a condom and then she does a cream pie and it comes out sometime's it does not if she doesn't know how to cream pie if she doesn't your having a baby

Ray was black he had a huge penis a girl named Mika was small and she didn't know how to cream pie so Ray thought she knew how to cream pie and know they have a light skin baby

by Holy shit I'm black September 27, 2017