A gathering of two peoples families and friends to mourn the loss of their individual freedom, by getting ancestor shaming levels of wankered and fingering their cousin in a dark corner. With cake.
I’ve been invited to Dave’s wedding wake this weekend, but I probably won’t go because I fingered my cousin at the last one.
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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
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Get the Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from--- mug.A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
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by Interiorfix March 25, 2025
Get the wake-n-bake mug.Da term "wake turbulence" can also refer to a noisy disruption dat occurs during a paying-of-respects gathering, da arrival of da vocally-disgusted Doc Robinson during da King and Duke's disgraceful sham of a mourning-service comes to mind.
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