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Wedding Wake

A gathering of two peoples families and friends to mourn the loss of their individual freedom, by getting ancestor shaming levels of wankered and fingering their cousin in a dark corner. With cake.
I’ve been invited to Dave’s wedding wake this weekend, but I probably won’t go because I fingered my cousin at the last one.
by Seshanie November 10, 2025
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An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!
All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...
by B Tsunami December 31, 2025
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wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
by Ray Veege February 23, 2025
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wake-n-bake

A tanning salon that also serves coffee
We went to to spot to get wake-n-baked.
by Interiorfix March 25, 2025
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wake turbulence

Da chaotic "whirlwinds" of aggravation dat occur when someone gets roused from a deep slumber.
Da term "wake turbulence" can also refer to a noisy disruption dat occurs during a paying-of-respects gathering, da arrival of da vocally-disgusted Doc Robinson during da King and Duke's disgraceful sham of a mourning-service comes to mind.
by QuacksO March 27, 2025
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