sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022

vampire blast

when you sneeze on your period

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them

by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022

Vampire Tea

Act of mixing a used tampon in boiling water

Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

Vampire Special

When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.

Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.

Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021