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tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut
That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.
by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017
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salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato
by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017
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busted tomato

when you fill a water balloon with a girls period blood and throw it at some one
shane threw a busted tomato at jessa
by kaednbgrn November 7, 2017
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stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.
Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.
by Sq2woot November 10, 2017
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tomato

1. person who is always blushing; unnoticeable if they get a sunburn. They are typically white. Bonus points if they are also ginger or dyed their hair red or green.
2. person with a bad sunburn covering entire body or visible part of body
3. produce item that is often argued about in regards to whether or not they are a fruit or vegetable
4. One of the 3 ingredients in a BLT sandwich
1. My friend is such a tomato that she got a sunburn once and nobody noticed for at least an entire day, including herself.
2. I accidentally fell asleep on the beach yesterday, now I look like a tomato. This pain is unbearable.
3. Person 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Person 2: Tomatoes.
Person 1: That's not a fruit, that's a vegetable!
Person 2: This group of scientists confirmed it as a fruit!
Person 1: But this group of even better scientists classified it as a vegetable!
~Continue argument for an infinite amount of time~
4. A BLT has 3 key ingredients: bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Without any of these 3 ingredients, it simply is not a BLT.
by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017
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Deep Fried Tomato

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
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by AnWaffleIron May 9, 2018
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put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018
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