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Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house
by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023
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Detroit Train Station

A sexual act, irrelevant of orientation, in which one partner, henceforth referred to as "The Conductor", performs intense anal sex with the other partner, "The Caboose", to completion.

Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".

The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
"Judy and I got a bit freaky last night and took a trip down to the ol' Detroit train station."

"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
by Jetscream November 4, 2023
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Play Station Portal

Boy: I love my Play Station Portal, it’s the best thing ever
Boy 2: Mine too dude!
by DefinitelyNotRivetMedia… December 31, 2023
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Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.
Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.
by Idrill January 13, 2024
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Eungai station

A train station with only three services a day. Two services north and one service south.
I caught a train from Kempsey to Eungai station.
by Eungai November 21, 2023
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Ride to the train station

Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.
Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.

If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.
by Shawnny December 10, 2023
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Train Station

A fake name for a place to dump dead bodies.
John told Rip to take Jamie to the train station. Nobody will see Jamie alive again.

I'd like to see Beth take Rose to the train station. It would be nice if the buzzard could have her for dinner.
by Don't be Jealous December 13, 2023
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