Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

Snail-Ariaism

A religion in which we hail a God named Aria and snails are his holy council

We have joined Snail-Ariaism

by Ariaist no.1 November 13, 2023

Slab snails

A slab snail is when a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn look at those slab snails... beautiful imprints of the future endeavors inwhich were about to embark on...

by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023

Slab snail

When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.

by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023

snail pussy

a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)

I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy

by tummypit January 19, 2024

snail pail

A pussy that is full of yeast !!

I was going to go down on Her , but then I caught a whiff of that snail pail

by Jax 420 February 8, 2024

The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022