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Champion's road

The most annoying fucking level on Mario 3d World. If you pass it, I will personally give you head
Friend: Fuck you suck at that
Me: Suck a dick its Champion's Road cum wad
Friend: *fucking dies*
by pussy sussy January 31, 2022
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Road tampon

A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia
Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy
by Ar_hunter March 31, 2022
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Road Face

A racial slur towards Chinese people used by black people. Roads are flat and beat tf up like A china’man face. I herd the phase originated from Phoenix Az, during an argument between an Chinese man and a Negro man. The Chinese man called the black man a nigger and the black man called the Chinese man “Road face” because the Chinese man face was flat and beat the fxck up like the road.
Yo china’man why you always talking some bullshit with yo Road face ass...
by LewDGreat January 5, 2021
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road sweeper

when someone is giving you head so you turn their entire body CLOCKWISE with their tongue out so they clean your hairs at the same time, if they get dizzy then turn them anticlockwise
what did you and Stephany get up to last night
I gave Stephany the road sweeper
by Lil_fiddler February 22, 2021
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a dark road

a 2021 album released by gideon gilmore, often concidered to be one of the best evermade
a dark road just got the album of the year award
by Massivedumptruckass May 25, 2021
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Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.
Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!
by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021
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Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.
Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.
by Phaqer February 20, 2022
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