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Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.
I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!
by Lawless123 April 15, 2021
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Hidden valley ranch

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store
by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021
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Saddle Ranch

Oh darn I just got saddle ranched
by Saddlerancher April 25, 2021
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Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.
I went to ranch status with his mom last night!
by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024
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Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it
Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?
by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024
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Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse
Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll
by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025
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ranch metaphor

when youtuber daniel howell from dan and phil compared himself and other youtuber amazingphil to ranch during their second "massive pizza mukbang". he said that they were put on earth for the sole purpose of finding each other, just as the ingredients of ranch were put on earth for the sole purpose of creating ranch.
We were meant to find each other and create something beautiful, just like the ingredients of ranch.

We're totally a ranch metaphor.
by jayjaylolllll July 19, 2025
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