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Mental Problems

Unless it isn't the result of a mental problem but rather it's easier for your to presuppose mental problem than it is 'you deserve to be murdered for knowingly and willingly immiserating people and that was happening to that guy in explicit terms by the people around him claiming he has memtal problems IN SPITE OF THE FACT that the clinicians said he DOESN'T.' Additionally, this doesn't immiserate you. THIS remediates MY problem and what I do if it doesn't will be immiserate you.
Hym "I mean, as a Catholic conservative, there are only 3 possibile explanations to you. 1. Mental Problems. 2. Evil. And 3. (in the case of Israel Palestine for example) KILLING Evil. So, the clinician said he DOESN'T and his coworkers say he DOES. BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! So, to say that anyone does what that guy did must have mental problems would be 'denying the antecedent.' It sounds to me like everyone around him was insisting that he had mental problems he didn't actually have and that day he had finally had enough so he killed them all. And the passengers were just collateral damage. We are fighting a war that YOU PEOPLE instigate and refuse to end and WHEN YOU LOSE (In the form of child murder or plane crash) the war you started the people involved are going to pretend to be bystanders and they are going to escape the accountability your pretend to care so much about."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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suigi problem

A term used within the Super Mario 64 speedrunning community to describe the unprecedented and destabilizing dominance of the runner Suigi, who has simultaneously held all five major category world records — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star. The Suigi Problem represents a rare convergence of peak performance across all facets of the game, prompting existential concerns about the state of competition.
Dude, is GTM finally gonna solve the suigi problem?
by joeyishna October 3, 2025
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the suigi problem

A phenomenon in the Super Mario 64 speedrunning scene in which the runner Suigi holds all major world records across the five core categories — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star — raising concerns about competitive stagnation and the sustainability of the game’s speedrun meta.

Speedrunning communities often rely on rivalry, specialization, and the ever-present possibility of an upset to remain vibrant. The Suigi Problem disrupts this balance. Suigi’s total dominance across every major category breaks from the long-standing tradition where different runners excel in different niches — some mastering the glitch-heavy short categories, others grinding the endurance-based long runs.

By conquering every category, Suigi not only redefined what individual mastery looks like, but also inadvertently diminished the competitive drive for others. With no world records left to chase, top runners face a choice: try to dethrone a near-flawless reign, or move on. As a result, the Suigi Problem has come to symbolize a paradox in speedrunning — where perfection, once achieved, may end the very competition that created it.
“This isn’t just a sweep — it’s the Suigi Problem. There’s nothing left to beat.”
“Unless GTM can do it, SM64 might need a whole new meta to survive the Suigi Problem.”
by joeyishna October 3, 2025
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When there is a Slasher main who is at least Milestone IV and he cooks the server wipe like 1eggs once did😭
"They say he is a hitbox problem causer Slasher."
by Guest's Dictionary October 27, 2025
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Brightman problem

A Brightman problem, which is intriguingly named after the robot master of the same name that appears in the classic video game "Mega Man 4," presents a fascinating paradox known as a "chain." This paradox operates on the principle that when one particular subject is mentioned, it inevitably leads to the mention of another distinct topic. However, this second topic is generally something entirely different, which, in turn, also refers to yet another subject. This process continues in a seemingly endless loop, with each new subject giving rise to another, thereby creating a complex network of interconnected ideas and themes. This cyclical nature of mention and reference exemplifies the curious and often bewildering relationships that can exist between different concepts within discourse.
The intriguing origin of what is known as the Brightman problem can be traced back to an engaging and entertaining YouTube video featuring an individual skillfully playing through the classic video game Mega Man 4. In this video, the player discusses one of the fascinating robot masters named "Brightman" and delves into a particular weapon associated with him, which is referred to as the "Flash Stopper." During the course of the discussion, it becomes evident that the functionality and concept behind Brightman's weapon bear a striking resemblance to that of another character’s weapon, specifically Flashman's. However, there is a crucial distinction to note: Flashman's weapon is actually labeled as the "Time Stopper." This leads to a thought-provoking question: Why is Brightman’s weapon associated with the term "Flash Stopper," and not categorized under Timeman's abilities? Upon closer examination, we find that Timeman’s unique ability is appropriately called "Time Slower," which underscores the differences in the naming conventions and functionalities of these various characters' powers within the game.

Example:
Billy: Yo, check this out, got the billy jeans!
Silly: Well, isn't it the billy jean song from Michael Jackson?
Billy: Well, billy, it revolves around the PERSON named billy jeans
by mrbeast539275 January 12, 2026
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Problem

No. That isn't it.
Hym "My problem with you is that you're supposed to be saving me, bitch! What is the point of all that working out if you aren't going to carry me to the hospital!? You amd Brett fucking. She's too busy getting piped and YOU are just... I don't even know what the fuck you are doing! Chumming it up with the guy who is doing the thing I said not to do? This is why the global genocide Chris. It all needs to end! We need to push the planet into the sun and call it quits. Humanity suicide pact."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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