Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

sloppy next

neither first nor second, but third and afterwards

"I'm not about to be her sloppy next!

by George Leo August 15, 2022

Next

Next person to see this is gay

If you the next person to see this you are very gay/lesbian looooooool

by 923574893 May 3, 2022

next

foward on to

i'm up next

by anonymous October 25, 2022

Pepsi Next

A discontinued cola-flavored carbonated soft drink produced by PepsiCo. It was a variant of the Pepsi cola range.

Pepsi Next was the best soft drink

by SPrice1980 November 4, 2022

I want next

Phrase used to ask a girl to smash

I want next with her

by Mattyicey04 September 22, 2022