Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

Moling

To fist using the head.

John was moling Paul in the ass when his girlfriend entered the room.

by McGrottBag March 23, 2021

mole's memory

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.

I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Mole Hole

A hole for a mole, a mole hole

We made a mole hole last Tuesday.

by mole hole May 13, 2021

Mole

abbie
#3802
on discord

"oh my god she's such a mole."

by soul-kiiq May 23, 2021

mole

(adj) not cool, see not cool for further details

what the hell, that was just mole.

by Anonymous July 25, 2004

mole

MR.Mcnicol.....a huge bubble under one's nose

"R.McNicol's mole was frikin twitching today!"

by goatse February 15, 2004