Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

by Tttain285 December 9, 2020

LAP

Long Ass Penis

I may not have a WAP but I got a LAP

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020

Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.

Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.

by Jean Philip November 4, 2020

Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

on crimson lap

giving crimson a lap dance

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!

by jett javed January 31, 2021