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Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers
Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword
by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022
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Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.
Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?
by Batu Cave October 27, 2022
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Kitchen complaint

In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.
My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.
by Xyst October 27, 2022
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I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
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I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
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Soup Kitchen

Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).
Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.
by Assmaster74 January 10, 2022
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Kitchen Camera

what’s used by ur parents to spy on you and see what you eat so they can mock you for being fat
me: im going to make lunch
mom:ok
*watches me from the kitchen camera*
by nothingyouveseenbefkre January 16, 2022
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