jared

he is autistic and looks like a pumpkin with a monobrow

Jared looks very autistic today and should be beaten p

by monkez November 14, 2023

Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.

Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

send in jared

When you send in the most awesome person to cause a bunch of mayhem and destroy everything

Hey Ryan, SEND IN JARED

by Cool guy 18438 December 31, 2023

Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to

I love Jared Glick

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

Jared

He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.

Wow, Jared and Jasmin are such a good couple oh my gatitos!

by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

Jared

Jared is a bloke with many problems. His pc is fucked, cars a pool, feet are cybernetic and his housemates are cooler than him. He’s also gay.

Man that guy is such a “Jared”

by DireIsGay November 25, 2023