When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
Get the wank flake mug.A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.
Jisu promised to go out with me. She never showed up. We made plans saturday night and she came up with an excuse why she couldn't show up. Jisu is a flake
by Drdelta August 21, 2021
Get the Flake mug.Much like the chocolate bar, a flake is someone who pulls out of plans and lets you down. Your plans then crumble like a flake. Eventually you'll notice they slowly but surely disappear entirely from your life.
I've had several flakes in my life. It's so disappointing that people replace eachother so easily now.
by Xavier Exotic August 25, 2021
Get the flake mug.friend: yo lets play gels Wednesday night!
you: hell yeah
day of -
Keaghan: Actually I can't play tonight...
You: You're such a flake
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day of -
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You: You're such a flake
by Pistoltov June 4, 2021
Get the flake mug.When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021
Get the Brian the Flake mug.Tori Amos revealed (& wrote a song about it ), meaning the mutilation of women's young girls really genitals so they are unable to have orgasms done at the hands of blood family loved ones at close friends . Referring to the betrayal of your supposed friends. And some people ( myself) use that now I'm describing back stabbing two faced harm causing frenemies that were female
by PieBaby June 25, 2021
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