deez nutz

a joke among internet people used to signify a persons genetalia.

Person 1: my names deez.
Person 2: deez what sir?
Person 1: deez nutz, GOTTEM.

by The Monkee September 4, 2022

Deez

A noun that means "these" often used on the internet referring to "deez nuts"

"I like deez big nuts."

by cappyb Kappy B September 6, 2022

Deezed

Used to describe another person as muscular.

Your boyfriend is so deezed that it makes my panties drop

by Deezedbyb September 8, 2022

conga deez nutz

Asking someone to slap on your nutz like a conga drum.

"Hey Sam! Come on over and conga deez nutz!"

by NeonZombie September 10, 2022

Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022

deez huevos

Translation to "deez eggs" in English. Slang for "deez nuts".

"Hey man, what did you get from the store?"

"I got some cheese, bacon, and deez huevos."

by getpornedon January 1, 2022

Deez

Deeez it has to have a z in it

Person 1:Hey bill did you here about deez? Person 2: no? Who’s deez
Person 1: 😈
Don’t ever ask who deez is

by Hawt\dawg January 2, 2022